The Machines Keep Getting Online Advertising Wrong

By Marta Wohrle

The other day, I was at the paidContent EconAffinity conference fighting the urge to fiddle with my BlackBerry when an entertaining spat broke out among the panelists. The session was called “Online Advertising: Is Turning to Behavioral Targeting and Bigger Ads the Answer?” and was ably moderated by the exuberant Wenda Harris Millard. She was, like the rest of us, rather enjoying the ruckus, which was sparked when Mike Keriakos of Waterfront Media told Andy Monfried of Lotame where he could stick his ads, and Andy addressed the audience with a dramatic (although not terribly original) soliloquy about buggy whips. Things then got a little heated.

Underlying all of this was a number of serious points about the past, present and future of advertising online. Partly to avoid putting the wrong words in either Andy or Mike’s mouths, I’ll proceed with my take on the issue.
When I think about old media, it strikes me that it has been very good at relationships with advertisers and rather poor at cultivating relationships with its consumers. The thing about digital media is that it has gone way too far the other way. Audiences are center and front of successful Web sites and, of course, the whole kit and caboodle when it comes to social media. Advertising, on the other hand, has been commoditized. Read More…

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  • en: Who owns this? Or rather, who gets to sell the exclusive MJ funeral dvds later? 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: @splinter81 It does help, oddly enough. Because we don't have keys or buttons or anything VISIBLE to "play", singers often use mnemonic... 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: Alright twitterverse, should the wife and I vacation in Peru, Chile (Torres del Paine), New Zealand, or Thailand/Vietnam? 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: @staciaann The parade of stars was ridic. I got photos of the big screen, but couldn't get close for a clear shot of Dumbledore or Hagrid. 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: Hmm ... to apply for Fall 09 semester or not .. 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: say what yall want about Kobe but I don't see Lebron OR Shaq on stage!!! LMAO sorry Cav fans lol!!! 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: #MJ: exhibit A tht genius, fame & wealth aren't enough 2bring peace, meaning, or community. Grasp love if hands arent holding othr things 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: it amazes me when ppl can come together put all there differences aside to mourn pay respect or celebrate something that has a bigger meanin 07/07/09 06:16pm
  • en: ..as long as they still do stuff by themselves or not,Im fine with it!After all, they're still brothers so we'll be able to see them 2gether 07/04/09 03:59am
  • en: @VeganDrus LOL, I knew about a possible store down there becuz I was looking at possible jobs down in Duhram or RTP. Agree way cooler area 07/04/09 03:59am
  • en: @antonvowl ...or about how the heat is triggered by excess immigration from Bulgaria 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @BrothaLynchHung Crooked I Or Yukmouth handz down!! 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: Im pretty sure #moonfruit is grown in San Francisco, or possibly the meat packing district of NYC... 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: or you'll kiss my ass?hahaha.peacehoney! 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @amyjohnson_ The Logan Airport web site states: "There are no major problems or delays to report at this time." 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @Extra_Gorgeous like I Im your child or something 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: Digg Science: ‘Solar Ivy’ Photovoltaic Leaves Climb to New Heights: Solar Ivy (or SMIT Grow) is a s.. http://tinyurl.com/l48bzg 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: RT @Wale headed to court....pray for my man...hes facin 30 or more need all the prayers we can get>Got my prayer, thats a lot of time.. 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: nope, don't think so. I'll sleep after listening to MJ's Black or White on the radio. 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @divinacucina Pigneto, Rome.I'm about to publish a Wordpress blog dedicated to our food,wine & events - or you may follow us @hoboartclub. 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @JeenaBelil I should have prefaced that with "Lancaster" or something, it's an Ethiopian place and I really want some takeout 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: New forum post: Drupal location and mapadelic modules: Have you ever heard of or tried the Drupal.. http://snipurl.com/ln1xc 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • de: what's worst? A Male or Female MALE Groupie 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: Or do u keep them all, what they dont know wont hurt them? 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @Marquee_ thanks, it took literally 20 minutes to make, i was on auto pilot or some shit 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: this is no fun. i have no one to stalk or be stalked by :( 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @blueclaws is the game 7:05 (on my ticket) or 5:05 (on the internet)? 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @phisigmapi Scholarship is not measured by GPA. In many disciplines, scholastic achievement is measured by a portfolio or other means. 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: @mindicherry what shore...Jersey (or as I say jawsey)? 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: does Facebook and Twitter activism mean anything, or is it too easy? http://is.gd/1lyH3 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: Don't know whether I want to piss or shit my pants. 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • '>: Stansted,Gatwick,Birmingham,Milton Keynes http://www.cybercabz.magnify.net 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: My plane better not be delayed going to Chicago or else I'll lose it 07/02/09 03:31pm
  • en: 2NITE COLLEGE PARTY KINGZ Present THICK WIT IT! THURSDAYS @ CLUB FUZION *OFFICIAL 4TH OF JULY KICK OFF* $5 w/ POLOS or MINI SKIRTS b4 12A 07/02/09 02:32pm
  • en: @jayrox or you can try Tweetion. but it's not free 07/02/09 02:32pm
  • en: Just created an acronym for my new word... B.A.O.W. = Best All Over the World!! ...or Beastin it All Over the World. 07/02/09 02:32pm
  • en: @ohsnapshot It broke 'cause you wna be the girl or 'cause he was all sugary? Haha. What's your MSN? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Enjoy FREE SHIPPING today with any purchase of $50 or more! Use source code (970098). 1 Day Special! 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: RT @BikeToTheSea: Weather looks good for Sunday's North Shore bike ride, meet in Malden at 9a or Beverly at 10a - details http://is.gd/1lvoZ 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @nerveending Jurisprudence, the passive intellectual haven of the current couch potato...or, what to do when blogging becomes a drag. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: WaPo:No more lectures on journo-ethics, pls. Or how bout I give you one at my W St salon?Lets start the bidding at $25k http://is.gd/1lvg1 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • no: @xherbivorem21x shimano or sram for steph? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: ima call u baby boy..is it aiight with you? U can call me candii or beautifull.. some people call me bigbutt couse my ass is big @yungcutup 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: I think I'll watch Urinetown. Or maybe ITH. So much for studying. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: BUT it's never a bad day to EAT icecream :) RT@geoffgirardin wow it just started downpouring. bad day to sell ice cream. or commit arson. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: RT @redz Teenage magazine is looking to hire a writer/junior writer! Know of anyone? (Anyone in Singapore interested can DM me or @redz) 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: wondering what "cocktail dinatoire" means - is there food served or what? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Inspiration starts today. Have no other choice or death of my soul. Pray, passion keep me warm thru the cold waves of the world around me. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @gokeygirl80 K..Ill send you an email or call you after Im done getting ready 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: You thinkafter a month or so, she'd learn to stop wishing for him. But I guess when you're truly in love, 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • is: @thytalupita aku plg tgl 6 gt , jd bru bsa tgl 7 or aftrwards , kamu gmana dear? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @fleckman just like the unemp. rate didn't drop as early or as fast as the rest of the recession, almost 2 yrs later from start 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Game theory suggests sniping as the best strategy to win the #moonfruit macbooks. Nobody tweet until 14:59 tomorrow... Kidding, or am I? ;-) 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: 12+ Income Stream Home Business! 5 Minutes a Day or Less. 100% Free! http://5minutesperday.com/disell 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Why does nobody in Canada use twitter? How the hell are we supposed to find out what Snoop had for lunch or if Speidi missed their plane? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @algonacchick I saw that this morning. Wonder if it was him or someone else from the set. Either way, it was neat. Got a giggle out of it. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Illustrated Chart Makes Coffee Drinks Easy [Coffee] : Whether you've got a fancy new espresso machine at home or.. http://tinyurl.com/mkdnlb 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/m6q2h5 For a virtual beach vacation or see how low are unusual summer rates are and come here in person. Myrtle Beach. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: what they got u doin?? paper werk gofer werk or juss plain ol tidious shit @marisamendez 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @NomDeGuerre lol. any DNA tests or lie detectors? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: were u COPING or ANCING? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: does #moonfruit grow on trees? or on the moon? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @thripthyn what area are you looking into?? can u do consultancy ?? or is totally away from technical expertise...? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Without judging that self or those deeply seated passions, listen even more deeply to learn more about your place on Earth 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @NanTastiic @blahblahAiesha idk wtf is wrong.I need a cat scan done to find out & I don't have the$or the insurance coverage to pay for it. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: I do not follow the turn signal rule. If my signal is on I'm serious. I'm changing lanes. Really. I'm coming over. Like it or not. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • '>: reinvent/ 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: All you SU Demo WOW Swappers... swap with me at convention (or have someone swap for you) http://tinyurl.com/ngh8zs 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: It's out there! Or in there (in my brain)! - the perfect business idea! It's definitely waiting somewhere for me... It just has to be! :) 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @BIMBOWINEHOUSE u are a mess. I 've loved every moment of your youtubes. u are hilarious.. U need to be co host with wendy williams or sumtn 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: The truth about Deal or No Deal: http://z.pe/chG 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @astrofra I do not know ! When I would have the more choice or the more desire !! Haha 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: i heard that if you tweet #moonfruit you are eligible to win a macbook, not sure if its true or not, but i may as well give it a go ^_^ 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Whether at the beach or pool, NEVER SWIM ALONE. http://healthyswimming.org 815-334-4585 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Hopes everyone at target has a good day today with the visit this morning see ya'll Tuesday or Wednesday 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Coming Up: Cool new app for iphone or itouch for a customized Countdown to X-Ring! Developed by 3rd yr student Colton White. Stay tuned... 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Quoting #charlottelee on #cnbc: "network or NOT WORK"! 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @ryanbelk you going to charlotte or atlanta? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Sis-in-law has never heard of Bradley Cooper or "The Hangover." Sigh...patience, Tina. Patience. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: it better not fucking rain today or im kickin ome ass 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Guys and gals that want to see what they've recently downloaded or recently read will be happy with the next big upgrade to ComicZeal. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: I have a lot of cleaning to do and very little motivation to do it. Why can't Bentley pick up a vaccuum or do a load of laundry? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @SockheadLove No. It costs nothing. What does cost money is any pictures, sound clips, things like that you've sent or recieved. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • nl: @ZindelaYentl ballad or Pop 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Will Calif do what the law requires them to do? Or, will they expect the Barry to throw them a bone. The other states waiting for direction. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: I don't understand how MJ's debt and drug addiction is more important than what's going on in Iraq or the energy plan???????? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Melissa Etheridge Album # 1 and Indigo Girls Album # 1, straight from SG because there are none available in the Phils or at least in Manila 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: according to webMD, my insomnia is caused by RLS, or meth use...Yea that really helps. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Mailmen (and women) are so lucky. They drive something truly unique. Its not a car, truck or SUV. & THE STEERING WHEEL IS ON THE OTHER SIDE. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: work then OR! It's a beaaautiful day :) 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @sarahkennett Could try 2nd-hand, or pick up a stolen/ex-drug-dealer's bike at a frankgbowen.co.uk police auction, but I'd not recommend it. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Pondering if I want an "immersive" internet or rather a "transparent" one. Just want it to be a seamless experience not a drownin 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @princeskris Is Netta with you? Maybe she will attract a flock of seagulls...the band or birds, either would be funny. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Don't know what i found more interesting - the article or the fact it was on abcnews.com? Top 9 Twitter Faux Pas: http://tinyurl.com/mdo23e 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: RT @EdwardODaniel: @WendyAPatton good for you. There is no honor in being the most successful or richest person in the graveyard. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Tune into FOX Sports Ohio or cavs.com at 1:00 p.m. today to watch Shaq introduced live as a Cleveland Cavalier: http://tinyurl.com/dj3jy6 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: DEAR TWITTERSPHERE!!! What are your twitterpeeves? The things twitter does or other twitterers do that grate your goat? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: RT @JacquesMorels: And you all know that Kanye could have had a more creative video...he could have had talking boobs or something. [lol] 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: its my birthday neato or me 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • eo: new on zolanta New Dad Survival Kit. Boy Or Girl Baby Gift. - GBP 5.9900: New Dad Survival Kit. Lo.. http://tinyurl.com/kr2n5y 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Does RT mean reply tweet? Or reply to? Or am i wayyy off? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: So what are you all up to today? Are you going to be productive or waste it? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: although i've always enjoyed the weddings where the DJs intro the bride and groom to ROCKY or EYE OF THE TIGER. they r the most fun! 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @theappleblog Probably either Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Fruity Pebbles. The cereals with tons of sugar. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @yeelams hahah no!! by train or by car but this would take days :P 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @Gympanzee I've heard that Risebrough and Gaborik actually had a good relationship. Feeling was Gaborik wanted NY or LA. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @lisagrimm Pazzo's or Marikka's both have large beer selections. When are you coming to Lex? If u have extra time, maybe we can have a beer. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Think I may watch a movie in a minute but not sure which one, either that or some tru calling 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @CarysAnn its ac cobra, my car lol or kit car, it s to hot to even drive that far in this heat lol are you out later ? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @squizuk #cmsdebate Does squiz support web 2.0 technologies within its cms. Is it built in or are they optional extras? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Someone escaped from the Howard County jail using a cardboard toilet paper holder. He must be really talented or something. Ha. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: just woundering where will I be on the forth, invited to a few venues or barb-Q and don't want to let anyone down..... 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @jrhochanadel So does that mean we've started a 4th cycle of 3? Or does that finish the 3rd one? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: RT @slimthugga: I been up for about a hour for nothing--->Your not the only one big homie. Might workout or take a walk...you in Htown? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @echolot or something like that. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @nwgregg moring back at ya...6th? truck? or mayb we talk about the 2nd? :) 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: I read that 93% of people are talked about after they leave a room. I have decided I will no longer be entering or leaving any rooms. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @ETown_Melly that is so sad. I need 5 or 6 total I have decided. I forget everything so I need to leave them in various spots. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @Hollywelch .... it wud be to hot to, like sleep in it or whatever but yehh its up to you. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: i wonder if those who wanted a buss it baby instead got a busted baby? still a ride or die chick, just an ugly ass bitch, lol. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: According to the CDC, one in four teenage girls in America has a sexually transmitted disease, or STD. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • de: or das stinkt dadrau?en - h??liche mischung, warme luft und regen :S 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: right. paperwork finished for the day. now the question is do i get a headstart on tomorrows or should i just continue being lazy? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: Okay DONE! Now time to.. take a bath? I feel hot and stickylicious. .. Or myb perhaps, tv? I feel sad and depressilicious. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: New muse single was on radio one? Yay or nay? I must hear it! 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/llcrhc Not holding my breath waiting for @howardkurtz or ombudsman to comment on the ethical/credibility issue 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: will my hubby be getting me a present today or will I have to get one myself? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: RT @ALALibrary Change or Die: Scholarly E-Mail Lists Fight for Relevance - Technology - The Chronicle of Higher Education http://ow.ly/gjtu 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @reannatugiri I'll probably only be there 3 or 4 days. Aug. 12-16 most likely. 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: If the US is in Iraq and Aghanistan, couldn't a simple stray missile or three solve the Iranian problem? 07/02/09 02:20pm
  • en: @Jennifalconer Sadly there is no cure. Decide which of your symptoms are worst. Lemsip for nose and temp and nice hot drink or Lemsip caps 07/02/09 02:12pm
  • en: @tabitca We are estranged - or in his case mainly just the 'strange' part! 07/02/09 02:12pm
  • en: @RustlingRagazza hahahahahaha Unbelievable. Facebook and Den Haag thing. One doesn't know whether to laugh or cry. 07/02/09 02:12pm
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